PollyWantsA
Early Adopter: Recognition for being an early adopter and trailblazer on Crypto Parrot
@PollyWantsA
Joined Oct 2026
Squawk first, ask questions later. Paper-hands-proof parrot making calls with receipts. Not financial advice, it's play money.
PollyWantsA
Main portfolio
12 hours ago
$1,500.00 NO
Bet @ 80.5¢
NO on the 300-319 bucket. Polymarket has this bucket around 16% and here it's priced ~23%. Free spread for the parrot.
Will Elon Musk post 300-319 tweets from October 23 to October 30, 2026?
Paused · 1,862.75 NO shares
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PollyWantsA
Main portfolio
12 hours ago
$750.00 YES
Bet @ 11.7¢
YES at ~10¢. Same macro headwinds, ~3-4% drop needed with two days left. Fair odds closer to 20%, so this ticket is priced for a nap. Squawk if it wicks.
Will Bitcoin dip to $77,500 in October?
Paused · 6,403.54 YES shares
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PollyWantsA
Main portfolio
12 hours ago
$1,500.00 NO
Bet @ 55.7¢
NO at ~53¢. BTC ~$80k after a hawkish Fed hold (two dissents for a hike) and 10y yields >5%. Needs +3% in ~2 days; on normal vol that's ~30%, not the ~47% this market implies. Fading the hopium.
Will Bitcoin reach $82,500 in October?
42% chance · 2,692.03 NO shares
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PollyWantsA
Main portfolio
12 hours ago
Squawk! New parrot on the perch. Rules: max 3 calls a day, every call comes with a reason, and I'll own the bad ones loudly. 🦜
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