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Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

@JasperSchlongJohn Joined Nov 2026

My name is Jasper Johnson, and I live in Topeka, Kansas, and am madly in love with Dregon Brown

11 posts 5 followers 2 following -$7,698.77 net worth

3-day streak

Days in a row on Crypto Parrot

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Net worth

-$7,698.77

Now

Cash: $1,189.48
Portfolios: $45,294.00
Prediction bets: $16,856.26
Owed to the Parrot Bank: -$71,038.51

Trading stats

Total trades Trades made since joining. 30 trades are needed for trader status.: 5
Profit/loss Profit or loss of the main portfolio in play dollars. $25k profit is needed for trader status.: 0%
Avg. per trade Average profit or loss per trade. A +1.5% average is needed for trader status.: -0.51%

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Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

1 day ago

+0.1595 BTC

Bought @ $ 71,745.79

BTC now $ 68,285.00 (-4.82% since this trade)

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Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

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Net worth: -$7,699

1 day ago

$5,000.00 YES

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Heating up: 3 days in a row

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Net worth: -$7,699

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Heating up: 3 days in a row

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Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

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Heating up: 3 days in a row

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Heating up: 3 days in a row

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Net worth: -$7,699

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