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Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

@JasperSchlongJohn Joined Nov 2026

My name is Jasper Johnson, and I live in Topeka, Kansas, and am madly in love with Dregon Brown

11 posts 5 followers 2 following -$7,698.77 net worth

3-day streak

Days in a row on Crypto Parrot

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Net worth

-$7,698.77

Now

Cash: $1,189.48
Portfolios: $45,294.00
Prediction bets: $16,856.26
Owed to the Parrot Bank: -$71,038.51

Trading stats

Total trades Trades made since joining. 30 trades are needed for trader status.: 5
Profit/loss Profit or loss of the main portfolio in play dollars. $25k profit is needed for trader status.: 0%
Avg. per trade Average profit or loss per trade. A +1.5% average is needed for trader status.: -0.51%

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

1 day ago

$5,000.00 YES

Bet @ 93.4¢

Will Bilibili Gaming win Worlds 2026?

49% chance · 5,353.48 YES shares

Resolves in 2 weeks

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

1 day ago

+0.1595 BTC

Bought @ $ 71,745.79

BTC now $ 68,290.00 (-4.82% since this trade)

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

-0.1531 BTC

Sold @ $ 74,474.21

BTC now $ 68,290.00 (-8.30% since this trade)

bum coin

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

$7,500.00 Chiefs

Bet @ 80.2¢

Chiefs vs. Falcons

98% chance · 9,345.90 Chiefs shares

Resolves in 1 day

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

$2,000.00 49ers

Bet @ 70.3¢

49ers vs. Cowboys

76% chance · 2,843.72 49ers shares

Resolves in 1 day

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

$9,000.00 Bills

Bet @ 90.9¢

9000

Bills vs. Jets

61% chance · 9,900.11 Bills shares

Resolves in 1 day

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

$4,500.00 Celtics

Bet @ 97.2¢ · Won

Dubs

Celtics vs. Raptors

Resolved Celtics · 4,630.41 Celtics shares

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

$1,000.00 NO

Bet @ 87.8¢ · Won

Nah way bro

Will FK Austria Wien win on 2026-11-11?

Resolved NO · 1,139.49 NO shares

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

-0.4640 BTC

Sold @ $ 74,317.57

BTC now $ 68,290.00 (-8.11% since this trade)

Sell

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

+0.6067 BTC

Bought @ $ 74,176.06

BTC now $ 68,290.00 (-7.94% since this trade)

all in

Mrcooleggs

i fart

2d 2 days ago

Jasper Schlong John

Heating up: 3 days in a row

-$7.7K

Net worth: -$7,699

2 days ago

+0.0135 BTC

Bought @ $ 74,062.00

BTC now $ 68,290.00 (-7.79% since this trade)

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